Uninentionally Hilarious Jesus Pictures: Round 2!

January 25, 2010 at 9:40pm

Time for another round! Enjoy:

Moses passes the puck to Jesus, Jesus shoots, and He scores!!!! GO MIGHTY DUCKS!

 

Jesus: "Eric? Is that your name? Yes. I like you, you can stay. Everybody else, leave us. Now."

Other Kids: "Aww man!"

 

Jesus: "Alright, we're gonna make a left turn here, and then pull into that parking lot on the right. Nice and easyyy..."

Jesus: "Debra, let's talk about this. Look, we can stay at my mom's place, and I can get a job making cabinets. We're gonna be fine!"

 

You can't get a body like this with prayer, that's a Bowflex body!"

 

Jesus: "Hey yo girl, watchu readin? You want a soda or somethin? Drink's on me."

 

Okay, I don't understand this picture at all. Is that guy tired from hammering nails? What is that on the ground, weird Christmas decorations? Or did Jesus drain the life out of him with some Vulcan death grip? I MUST KNOW

 

Jesus: "Hey, how's my big strong man doin?" Man: "Please Jesus, I'm busy."

 

Random people: "The lights! We're totally blind in the dark!" Mary: "It's okay....I've got a glowing baby Jesus." Random people: "Woahhh!!"

 

Jesus: "HEY! Have you heard about me? Do you want to talk about the word of my Dad?" 

Runner: "...(breathlessly) No..."

 

This is absurd. Why is there a 30 story Jesus knocking on my hotel window?

 

I really don't know what to say, except that look on his face probably already says it all.

 

Jesus loved watching sad Lifetime movies and hated seeing them on such tiny screens. But his dad still refuses to buy a television for Heaven.

 

I think Jesus should become the next American Idol judge. Look at that glare on his face. That's right, you suck, and you know it. Jesus doesn't even have to say one word.