A while ago, I got this giant catalog for toys in the mail. I decided I must share these.

This looks fun. For about 3 minutes. How much would it cost to upgrade to 5 minutes?

Um. Don't let your kid out in public like this.

For that craft loving lesbian!

Pay 50 bucks to watch your dog licks his own balls for 30 minutes.

Good way to show off how much of a tool your kid is.

Her expression says it all: She just discovered gay fanfiction.

Seriously, they're Italian.

Are you ready to sit through your kid's lame ass magic shows?

Next thing you know, you'll be laughing as you watch your kid's friends shove these up his ass.

"We're not sure what it is, but we pretty sure you'll find a pool of your kid's urine in it by the end of the day."

Tattoos for tools!

That's great, Derek! Now you're ready for prison.

All the fun of a trampoline, without the fun! Or the trampoline, really. For extra safety, duct tape her hands to the bar.

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