Penis.

Jesus Christ I hate baseball. Boring as fuck. They can outlaw baseball and my life wouldn't be any different in any way. And fuck Justin Bieber. That self entitled bratty piece of shit. Fucking rich white people get away with everything, like Lindsey goddamn Lohan. Why aren't you in fucking jail you dumb bitch?

Pardon me, I'm a little drunk off of some strong ass beer.