SIMS

I've already been playing the Sims nonstop now, to the point where my friends are getting annoyed at every time I pull out my phone. Whatever. It's my choice and I can stop anytime. One thing I love about computer or video games: all the weird glitches. Check out this photo of my two sims, male and female, both deciding to take a nap on the same side of the bed. The result: a horrifyingly hobo looking figure with purple breasts jutting out of its chest.

Stupid Things

1. Tiny hats

Did you steal this hat from a midget?

It's not even covering anything.

 

Do any of you understand the purpose of a fucking hat?

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The Flavor of Cough Syrup

I've been sick for two weeks now and I'm just about ready to murder the nearest clown. Don't you look at me funny. The sore throat and watery eyes I can deal with, but the need to cough with every breath drawn is getting frustrating. Remember what it was like to feel good? Like when you could lay down, and breathe normally? Yeah, I do. Don't worry, it should be over within another week. I really hope so. I really do, because I'm tired of having to take a cough syrup that tastes like misery. Do they hire Satan to flavor these things? Cherry-menthol? Seriously? You think Cherry-menthol is a good tasting syrup? Fuck you, Robitussin. If the Holocaust had a flavor, it would taste like your cough syrup.


At least your product works, takes the murdery feelings away I get from coughing out a lung at 6am every morning.

Liquid Holocaust